...HELL? YEAH!

I swear, I'm so... Angry.

I can't find the right word. (Thesaurus says "affronted, annoyed, antagonized, bitter, chafed, choleric, convulsed, cross, displeased, enraged, exacerbated, exasperated, ferocious, fierce, fiery, fuming, furious, galled, hateful, heated, hot, huffy, ill-tempered, impassioned, incensed, indignant, inflamed, infuriated, irascible, irate, ireful, irritable, irritated, maddened, nettled, offended, outraged, passionate, piqued, provoked, raging, resentful, riled, sore, splenetic, storming, sulky, sullen, tumultuous, turbulent, uptight, vexed, wrathful", but still doesn't cover it.)

My rant for today? England. It's not cool.

Listen carefully children: England. Sucks.

Reasons for this: The Chavs (or them as I like to refer to... them...)

They can't read. They can't write (other than 'Chaz woz ere fuk'n steve hoo has a big nob). They think darts is a sport, they wear knock-off clothing and think it's cool. Their jewelry weighs more than they do. If they're under 14, they'll have a baby, if their over 17 they'll look almost 70.

I want to see the return of the lady. not one specific lady, but the breed of person, sophisticated, understands the value of a hard day's work (Jobseekers is NOT a hard day's work.)

I want people who think differently. Someone who sees the correlation between beating each other to a pulp in the gym and sex.

Someone who could come home and have a cream liquer with me, curled up in front of the warm glowing fireplace, reading on the persian rug.

Instead I see people going home, downing a bottle of vodka curled in the chair, basking the the warm radioactive glow of the TV, with wine stains on the carpet and the books burned for heat in the winter.

Watching the birds in the garden as we have supper, not watching football as we have a pint.

A famous man once said 'It's the difference between making love and masturbating' and that's exactly what it is. England has become a country of masturbation (he he, wankers), and it's annoying me.

Gimme enough money? I'd be out of here in a snap.